“[Chopped voice] So I’m looking down into my basket and I’m thinking that I can’t cook.”
If you watch a lot of Food Network, you know that Chopped is a little ~softer~ than Cutthroat Kitchen.
And you know that, secretly, this is what most Chopped contestants should be saying.
You know that this would be you on Chopped.
Because you have NO IDEA how they do it.
But you're pretty sure you wouldn't try to make a damn vinaigrette with 10 seconds left.
You're aware that there ...