It’s too early to be this problematic.

IMAGINE THIS: Jennifer Lopez wakes up. She stretches her arms, yawns, and whispers: “Children grow and women producing, men go working, some go stealing, everyone’s got to make a living.”

IMAGINE THIS: Jennifer Lopez wakes up. She stretches her arms, yawns, and whispers: "Children grow and women producing, men go working, some go stealing, everyone's got to make a living."

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She stands, takes a *rich* deep breathe, and shakes her head remembering that embarrassing fight she got into outside of a Blockbuster with Ben Affleck. She did not want to watch “Rudy” for the 47th time.

She stands, takes a *rich* deep breathe, and shakes her head remembering that embarrassing fight she got into outside of a Blockbuster with Ben Affleck. She did not want to watch "Rudy" for the 47th time.

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Like and completely unlike most of us, Jen went into her glorious multi-sinked bathroom and looked into a mirror at her perfect rock hard abs. She probably thought: “Well shit, my abs look good right now.” So, she took a pic, decided she needed validation from Instagram, and waited for those sweet, sweet likes to roll in.

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Except that’s not exactly what happened. Some sad low-lifes decided that Jen’s abs looked photoshop… and let me just tell you this, NO ONE, I mean no one, NOT EVEN THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND, tells Jen that her abs look photoshopped.

Except that's not exactly what happened. Some sad low-lifes decided that Jen's abs looked photoshop... and let me just tell you this, NO ONE, I mean no one, NOT EVEN THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND, tells Jen that her abs look photoshopped.

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